gristle hammer 

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

gristle hammer by sionyn July 22, 2008

Rammer Hammer 

1. A joint or cigarette rolled of the butts or roaches of smoked spliffs (tobacco & marijuana mixed).

2. A joint rolled of a mix of marijuana roaches and cigarette butts.

We stayed up all night and ran out of smokes and weed, so we scavenged the ashtrays and rolled a savage rammer hammer.

Rammer Hammer by unquashable January 29, 2009

Iron Hammer 

Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection

I fell asleep during a party, so i got the iron hammer

Iron Hammer by liek40ninjas March 7, 2011

Electric Hammer 

When a males appendage gives an electric shock to his partner. Typically after walking to the toilet in socks with morning wood.

Rise and shine <3

My girlfriend won't talk to me since I gave her the Electric Hammer this morning.

Electric Hammer by Paddle Humper July 24, 2016

Craftsman auto-hammer 

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

Craftsman auto-hammer by cch pounder January 17, 2010

Dr. Thunder's uvula hammer 

Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."

Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Dr. Thunder's Uvula Hammer!

Dr. Thunder's uvula hammer by Ethan the Impaler September 22, 2007

When all else fails, get a bigger hammer 

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D

Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!

When all else fails, get a bigger hammer by QuacksO February 13, 2017