Glasgoed

Heavily inebriated, but not necessarily in Glasgow, Scotland, though this is preferable. Stems from the archetypal Glaswegian: violently pissed.

Me and Jimmy Seatsniffer went and got well Glasgoed last night, ended up screaming at TVs in Tesco.

by Edenbro May 31, 2011

Glasnostalgia

A feeling of longing for a time when America had a single, well-defined enemy and Reagan was president.

I got feeling of glasnostalgia from watching the republican debate last night.

by Okonomiyaki3000 December 13, 2011

Glass Gravity Bong

While the typical gravity bong entails cutting off the bottom of a large plastic bottle or poking holes in it and then making a tinfoil or ratchet top bowl for the top, these can also be made of glass. Choose your glass bottle of choice and wrap cotton string evenly 4 or 5 times around the bottom of the bottle where the desired cut is to be made. Douse the string and the area of the bottle below the string with a flammable liquid such as cologne or hairspray or lighter-fluid. Light the string on fire and hold the bottle upside down such that the bottom (which is on fire) will be facing up. Once the flame burns out quickly revert the bottle and dunk it straight down into ice cold water. The rapid temperature change will cut the bottle where the string is. For the bowl drill a hole in the cap of the bottle and fix your glass bowl for a bong into the cap. Use like a traditional gate. These will mess you up more than the plastic ones without having to worry about breathing plastic.

Yo man want to go drop glass gravity bongs?

Dude that glass gravity bong was so clean!

Wow that glass gravity bond hit looks like straight milk.

I got straight fucked off that glass gravity bong hit.

by Walmark March 10, 2014

glasses

Man to woman: "You have glasses. Use them."

As I heard it used, this remark was intended to be sarcastic, demeaning, or provocative, but I am unclear about whether it had sexual implications. It might mean something like "being able to see something in plain view ," or able to see something that is "right in front of your face." Or it might reference fellatio. I would like to know.

The word is glasses.
Or phrase : "Use glasses"
As in this phrase, (man to woman): "You have glasses. Use them."

by Maggie Fisher February 17, 2017

Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.

Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

by Dannylovely74_ March 22, 2017

Glasses

Glasses are an item you wear on your face, to help you see better.

I just got my glasses today, now i can finally see!

by swimld June 1, 2017

Glassford

A skinny gay trap with lesbian looking haircut masturbating in burger king bathroom. watching burger king foot lettuce porn while eating out Ugandan knuckles as he/she slowly castrates} himself/herself with a plastic spork.

Bill Clinton tries to resist the urge to Glassford

by erbus May 11, 2018