Glasgoed Share definition Flag Heavily inebriated, but not necessarily in Glasgow, Scotland, though this is preferable. Stems from the archetypal Glaswegian: violently pissed. Me and Jimmy Seatsniffer went and got well Glasgoed last night, ended up screaming at TVs in Tesco. Glasgoed by Edenbro May 31, 2011 Get the Glasgoed mug.