“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.
“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.
“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.
by WebRobynz December 4, 2022
Get the Diet Atheistmug. by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017
Get the Diet Cockmug. August 8th is the day that celebrates Diet Pepsi. It is my grandmother’s birthday and Diet Pepsi is the only thing she drinks. She gets withdrawal if she doesn’t have any.
by weirdo.ginger September 29, 2022
Get the Diet Pepsi Daymug. The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.
The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the Prettykin dietmug. Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine
by Cosmic Blue Too September 9, 2021
Get the exit dietmug. A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the emily ran out of diet pepsimug. by 1coolchick September 4, 2021
Get the Diet Spritemug.