Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

Ordering a diet Coke by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

dick only diet 

diet which only consists of DICK

yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

dick only diet by oooogaboooga May 15, 2019

emily ran out of diet pepsi

A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.

The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.

emily ran out of diet pepsi by anonymous November 27, 2020

North Poleo Diet 

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.

North Poleo Diet by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022

All chip diet

When you're so broke that all you can afford to eat is a $2 bag of chips.

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight. I just paid rent so I'm on an all chip diet.

All chip diet by Jimmy McSemi January 18, 2023

The Pi Diet 

A meal that uses no more than three ingredients plus condiments of the same color apparently for pleasing or tasteful appearance.

On Pi Day, Chef Poppy is promoting a special meal he christens “The Pi Diet.”

The Pi Diet by Fasters March 4, 2023

Full time science diet 

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

Full time science diet by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023