longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement

My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!

by Gruffirale December 17, 2025

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards

Never gonna give you up.

"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"

by Hailiqou May 21, 2024

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Oh, I’m Cooked

A way to say that you know that you know you're consequence will come soon.

“I forgot my homework and the teacher just called on me… oh, I’m cooked.”

by sirenssite March 21, 2026