computer

A mini world created by pixels and drunk people on drugs, cocaine, and steroids.

man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021

Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.

Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.

by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013

ap computer science a

The AP course equivalent to a College Level introduction to Have Course.

Take AP computer science a if your going in to the IT field.

by Fakenameliol May 9, 2018

computer hacking

computer hacking around campus and then u start being a hacker and then you never leave your dorm room ever, good bye and then you hang your self because your too depressed

computer hacking around campus kills you inside... always remember kids go around slapping girls buts and grab them its funny!

by your local grocery store November 14, 2023

The Computer Union

A union of fatass roblox no-lifers, who just love to glaze their glorious leader.

They drink amazing mug (it's amazing cuz its capitalist) and love borsh for some reason.

Person one "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person Two Replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating morbidly obese individual"

by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025

ant in the computer

A term used to describe someone who experienced something so amazing, that they feel like they can never experience it again, because it will never feel as good

"that food was so amazing, I feel like the ant in the computer"

by KurtisHere June 9, 2025