by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008
Get the chonga++ certification mug.Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.
"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"
Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."
Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."
by rereret December 2, 2010
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by onlysayingthetruth December 27, 2009
Get the cecile mug.cellium is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on cod because he gets bullied by kids even tho hes homeschooled
by ILLey_ April 9, 2017
Get the cellium mug.a synonym for weed, marijuana, or pot that was used in the the lyrics of many early 90's rappers. in its early stages cess was not exclusively shwag or shitty weed, but was rather synonymous with weed. Most rappers of this early age referred to even heady nug as cess
rappers who have used cess in this manner include, but are not limited to; Biggie Smalls, Masta P, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, NWA
rappers who have used cess in this manner include, but are not limited to; Biggie Smalls, Masta P, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, NWA
"but that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the west, see some nice breasts in the west, smoke some nice cess in the west"
- Going Back to Cali - Biggie Smalls
"i'm sittin in a room full of hoes with some sexy ass bodies
smokin on the cess, playin dominoes, ain't fuckin wit nobody"
- Playa From Around the Way - Masta P
"we never half baked, Alaskan cess-capade, pushing new court dates"
- One - Ghostface Killah
"smoke cess nigga, smokin that AK, northern lights, yeahh stick'em"
- The Show - Method Man
- Going Back to Cali - Biggie Smalls
"i'm sittin in a room full of hoes with some sexy ass bodies
smokin on the cess, playin dominoes, ain't fuckin wit nobody"
- Playa From Around the Way - Masta P
"we never half baked, Alaskan cess-capade, pushing new court dates"
- One - Ghostface Killah
"smoke cess nigga, smokin that AK, northern lights, yeahh stick'em"
- The Show - Method Man
by bob digi July 18, 2010
Get the cess mug.The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.
Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.
by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010
Get the Ceasar Salad mug.Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.
Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.
Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.
A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?
B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.
Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*
Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.
B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.
Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*
Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.
by Sir Gren December 14, 2008
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