Audiyanuh

She retarded sometimes she sexy, ngl she got good 😩 smart cares ab other and has a resting bitch face, short bitch, 5 star for real. Who tf came up with the name tho😭

“Damn Audiyanuh got a phatty”

by Sarah diviona March 5, 2023

Audi

A person who is a little short tempered and can be frustrating at times but is usually the person you always want to go for for a good time, Audi as a person is usually someone who is pretty hot and adorable, may act out in some cases but is just trying to be a good person and tries their best to be an amazing partner, all around a good person, has their flaws like everyone but is a nice gal and you'll always be having a blast when you are with her
Assessment: Don't forget that when an Audi finds her true love, she won't ever wanna let them go and will love them forever

That Audi over there is soooooo cute

by Mr. Lilman May 8, 2023

auditty

A strange feature or aspect of a check-for-violations procedure.

Given da absurd wealth and power connected with Tronald Dump, there's bound to be an auditty or two at each and every step of da ongoing investigations into his financial past.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

audocorect

you spelled autocorrect so badly.

per1: did you use the bathroom stink to dispose the drink?
per2: do you mean sink???
per1:my bad, its audocorect!
per3: you somehow spelled autocorrect wrong and we are literally text in a dictionary.
per1:shhhh

by gnissorclamina July 9, 2023

audi lucy

(audi)tory hal(luci)nation

... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???

La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.

by AorticKamikaze July 12, 2023

Audom

The most perfect girl you will ever meet or lay eyes on! She is smart, stubborn, and will drive you crazy but you still can’t help but to just smile and love her. She brings so much love to the world and gets compliments everywhere she goes. You will never meet another like her so always love and cherish the time you get with her!

Audom is Perfect.

by Audom August 23, 2023

Audi Allroad

The Audi Allroad can best be described as a Subaru Outback that went to Choate. It, like the Volvo Cross Country and Mercedes E-Class Wagon, has long been a favorite of the country's wealthiest families, and can frequently be spotted with a bunch of college bumper stickers and lax sticks strewn throughout the trunk. If the Volvo Cross Country is more New Haven and the E-Class Wagon is more Georgetown, the Audi Allroad is more Ann Arbor; still sophisticated, with that subtly-intelligent college-town prep vibe, but maybe not as quintessential as say, New Haven or Georgetown. Unfortunately, after the dumpster fire that was the first Allroad back in the early aughts, Audi's Stealth Wealth Wagon became associated with questionable reliability, but shhh, no one needs to remember that. The Allroad is far more sophisticated than a normal Audi sedan. A4s and A6s are everywhere, but Allroads are a rare, rare breed.

Ever since 2000, the Audi Allroad has been the darling of Greenwich Avenue.

by henry1272838442 September 3, 2023