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Audiot
An audiot is an employee or manager who is completely oblivious to the regular audit procedures of an organization. An audiot can also be an inflexible auditor.
Frank is an audiot for not completing a cover sheet on his TPS report when he submitted it. The auditor is a bigger audiot for failing the entire department even though Frank completed his TPS cover sheet before the audit began.
Audiot by CorporateAmericaFTW April 26, 2011
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Audiot
An audiot -
gotten from 'audience' (hearing) and idiot- is a person who believes anything he/she hears without critically analyzing it or sourcing facts to validate it.
Audiocy n
Audiotic [adj[
gotten from 'audience' (hearing) and idiot- is a person who believes anything he/she hears without critically analyzing it or sourcing facts to validate it.
Audiocy n
Audiotic [adj[
1. "Come on Kingsley Akpan, don't be such an audiot! Everyone knows Emmanuel's voice isn't that good ,- it's been autotuned.
2. Hanson is such an audiot. He believed he heard people in the hall walking away when it was obviously echoes of his own footsteps.
2. Hanson is such an audiot. He believed he heard people in the hall walking away when it was obviously echoes of his own footsteps.
Audiot by KayceeMark February 16, 2015
complete audiot
complete audiot by RazrX May 8, 2020
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audio terrorism
Action characterized by the selection of outdated, abrasive, inappropriate, or otherwise unpleasant music in a public setting. Such action may be intentional or unintentional.
Audio Terrorist: "I noticed a couple approach the TouchTunes Jukebox. Little do they know I just put $20 into the mobile app to select terrible music making them look like total squares."
Victim 1:"Let's listen to that new hit song that everyone likes - What the hell! I didn't want to hear Who Let The Dogs Out by Baja Men 13 times!"
Victim 2:"Why the fuck did you pick this shitty music? This is audio terrorism. I'm going to a different bar."
Audio Terrorist(Disguised as a victim): "Yeah WTF!"
Victim 1:"Let's listen to that new hit song that everyone likes - What the hell! I didn't want to hear Who Let The Dogs Out by Baja Men 13 times!"
Victim 2:"Why the fuck did you pick this shitty music? This is audio terrorism. I'm going to a different bar."
Audio Terrorist(Disguised as a victim): "Yeah WTF!"
audio terrorism by ThorskyHustle October 2, 2013
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.