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audiot by small January 17, 2004
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An audiot is an employee or manager who is completely oblivious to the regular audit procedures of an organization. An audiot can also be an inflexible auditor.
Frank is an audiot for not completing a cover sheet on his TPS report when he submitted it. The auditor is a bigger audiot for failing the entire department even though Frank completed his TPS cover sheet before the audit began.
Audiot by CorporateAmericaFTW April 26, 2011
An audiot -

gotten from 'audience' (hearing) and idiot- is a person who believes anything he/she hears without critically analyzing it or sourcing facts to validate it.

Audiocy n

Audiotic [adj[
1. "Come on Kingsley Akpan, don't be such an audiot! Everyone knows Emmanuel's voice isn't that good ,- it's been autotuned.

2. Hanson is such an audiot. He believed he heard people in the hall walking away when it was obviously echoes of his own footsteps.
Audiot by KayceeMark February 16, 2015
a person who listens to music that everyone else knows is shit.
He's filled his iPod with Celine Dion, what an audiot!
audiot by Fruitus January 5, 2009

complete audiot 

The end of transforming from an audio idiot, to someone proficient in audio manipulation.
"I can't believe that idiot didn't mess up that track! I guess he's becoming a complete audiot."
complete audiot by RazrX May 8, 2020

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

audio terrorism 

Action characterized by the selection of outdated, abrasive, inappropriate, or otherwise unpleasant music in a public setting. Such action may be intentional or unintentional.
Audio Terrorist: "I noticed a couple approach the TouchTunes Jukebox. Little do they know I just put $20 into the mobile app to select terrible music making them look like total squares."

Victim 1:"Let's listen to that new hit song that everyone likes - What the hell! I didn't want to hear Who Let The Dogs Out by Baja Men 13 times!"

Victim 2:"Why the fuck did you pick this shitty music? This is audio terrorism. I'm going to a different bar."

Audio Terrorist(Disguised as a victim): "Yeah WTF!"
audio terrorism by ThorskyHustle October 2, 2013
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