Sawed Off Motherfucker

A short motherfucker

I was looking for that sawed off motherfucker in the crowd but couldn't find him

by mosumnosum July 22, 2025

Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

Face Off

Relating to the fight in the canteen in the movie Face Off, with Nic Cage going completely nuts so he's left alone by the other prisoners. So basically, it's pretending to go insane in a situation where you feel threatened, so others won't abuse or harass you.

Did you hear what happened to Josh at the skateboard park last week? Three guys tried to take his skateboard so he did a total face off, smashed his board, and headbutted one of them. Now they won't even go back to the skateboard park, the losers.

by Warrior Woman February 20, 2015

Off-shifter

A drink at the establishment you just finished working a shift in.

"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"

"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"

by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023

spittin off

Slang for diarrhea or poop. If someone says they're spittin off they have diarrhea or have already had diarrhea.

Damn man, I was spittin off earlier I clogged the toilet.

by MemoliLover November 9, 2020

GET OFF HIM

The three words that are made by one who is trying to stop a fight that really does not exist and while doing so, throwing an item at the ground by their feet

Dallas: hey guys my bday is coming up what we gonna do is -
Seydou: YO BRO GET OFF HIM SON *throws Starbucks water at the ground*
Tyler: YO DALLAS TF YOU DOIN SON

by No lips son February 16, 2018

get your "on the rocks" off

Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.

Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"

by kj.trustedphoto April 27, 2020