Water Hoes 

Prostitutes with water-dispensing devises, often sprays or gardening cans.

"Hey, why are my gardenias so luscious?"

"The Water Hoes sprayed them last night, while they were on patrol."

"Wow! Thanks, Water Hoes!"

Water Hoes by 6of1 March 27, 2009

water your plant 

The act of ejaculating on your pubic hair.

Lindsey: "So what did you do after?"
Hunter: "I watered my plant. Took forever to clean up."

"Do you clean up when you you water your plant?"

water your plant by linndsey<3 March 13, 2010

Water Dong 

Term for a water bottle filled with a clear alcohol, preferably cheap vodka.

Yea I snuck some vodka in with my water dong. I am so drunk, I have been water donging it all day.

Water Dong by cobrandy June 16, 2010

Water the horses 

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.

We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.

Water the horses by Frank Skoggman Zombo March 14, 2011

Water Bottling 

A sex act involving at least 2 participants, one equipped with some kind of ejaculatory penetrative device. One person is administered an enema using at least 1 water bottles worth of fluid, after which they hold the contents in their anal tract while being penetrated. After the latter participant ejaculates, the former is filmed (either by one of the previous two participants or by another person) shitting the contents of the water bottle, the cum, and their own feces into the mouth of the latter, who poses with the initial bottle. The footage is then sent over all possible platforms to the manufacturer of said bottle.

Roger: Whoa man, did you see that video of Peggy and Josh water bottling the other night?
Ali: Yea bro, I heard Ozarka sponsored them after seeing it and they're shooting porno site specific adds for them now, mad crazy

Water Bottling by DJ Bepis October 14, 2020

water pong 

the follow up game to beer pong, played the morning after so that everyone can return to their hydrated state. played exactly like beer pong

dude, im hungover and dehydrated. its time for water pong.

water pong by malanda November 21, 2005

Water Buffalo 

When a guy with a really long, dirty beard performs oral sex on a female with a particularly wet vagina, then lifts his head and resembles a water buffalo emerging from a lake or river with water streaming down the coarse facial hair.

"Last night I water buffaloed some chick, and she asked me to wring out my beard into a glass. It filled an entire Hoffbrau beer stein. Want a taste?"

Water Buffalo by THE Water Buffalo April 11, 2012