Murph

To be left in the lurch by someone who is a supposed friend. Or to be blown off by same said friend.

I go out of my way to make sure I'm here early and he fucking murphs me!

I was supposed to hook up and get some weed from him but he murphed me.

by Danny Ditched March 30, 2005

Hot Murphied

Getting creamed in the ass, doggy style.

She asked him to make sure she got Hot Murphied later while watching Saving Private Ryan, because she didn't want to need to clean up and miss a scene.

by Soundman414 May 27, 2018

Pulled a Murph

The act of shitting yourself whilst kneeling on all fours, with your head in the toilet puking due to severe intoxication.

Mike got so drunk Friday night that he threw up in the cab, then pulled a Murph in Shannon's apartment. How he drove home the next morning with those pants on I'll never know.

by Newfie Francis January 11, 2009

murph

verb - Refers to the action of grabbing your niggaz head, pulling it into close proximity of your anus, then ripping a massive and hopefully audible fart; thus, totally rendering your boy completely and utterly shamed.

"Dude, Tommy just got Murphed"

by The Ockie Mofo March 28, 2005

Murphaay

A term of endearment, pronounced with emphasis on the 'phaay,' usually drawn out
A synonym for 'Aww' in reference to cute-ness

Ex. "That little kitten is sooo cute!"
Application 'That little kitten is so MURPHAAY!'

Scenario: If there was a cute little kitten bitin ur feetsies, and believe it to be cute you'd yell out 'MurPHAAAAAAY!'

by Murphaay November 19, 2007

Murph weapon

cheap as vatos use these

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by Vato 13 M&M May 12, 2003

murph

To bang an incredibly nasty girl. And by nasty, we're talking blue whale size.

Yo did you see that swamp donkey? I know some guy that fucking murfed her!

by je April 1, 2004