Mickey Mouse

A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.

Mickey mouse is retarted

by Joeboyisboring August 26, 2021

Mouse Trap

(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.

Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"

by Damien July 17, 2003

Mouse

Something you use to move around the cursor on the computer screen.

How come theres a ball under my mouse?

by SengUng May 5, 2003

mouseketeer

act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus

Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis

All Mr. Jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

mousetrap

A disposing container where women place used feminine products.

Don't forget to clean the mousetrap in the woman's restroom, its been a heavy month.

by benur-s November 6, 2009

mousy asian

noun, a word to describe the type of asians found in Irvine. To name these "people" after a mouse is actually insult to rodents, as a mouse fights back when cornered. Mousy asians on the otherhand, just look at away or down towards the ground as if bowing to a god.

Fucken mousy asian, look me in the eye son!

by niggman star33 August 18, 2011

Mousekatool

A rude or ill-behaved guest at a Walt Disney theme park.

(From a pun on the slang word "tool" and the "Mousekatools" in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse show.)

That dude on the shuttle bus who glared at me as he set his backpack on the only remaining seat? Or the guy who ran over my foot with his scooter and didn't apologize? Total mousekatools.

by FeliceLovesCats September 6, 2020