When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
“Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
by Lordo Corn August 08, 2023
by KW_Reggie June 27, 2019
It is a woman with short arms.
Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.
She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.
She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.
You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.
You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
by Sticksy November 10, 2019
Guy 1: We need to go.
Guy 2: Hold on. I need to go drop some dumpage.
Guy 1: We're already late!
Guy 2: Don't worry. It'll go fast, it's a mud otter.
Guy 2: Hold on. I need to go drop some dumpage.
Guy 1: We're already late!
Guy 2: Don't worry. It'll go fast, it's a mud otter.
by Look at me I'm Sandra D February 27, 2016
When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010
by Nighto77 June 16, 2018
A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe
Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
by becauseimapotato May 03, 2016