cheminology

It's something a weird old guy says on the sidewalk.

"That's cheminology, man"

by Chaminology November 15, 2013

chemcult

Any group (usually on facebook) that:

1. Believes in chemtrails
2. Tightly controls information
3. Forbids open debate or questioning

4. Removes anyone offering opposing information

Man, the Chemtrails Global Skywatch page is a huge chemcult.

by JaeSquared July 29, 2015

chemical love

The extra push you need to have crazy sex with a partner. Though it is euphoric, chemical love is deadly. It literally plays with your heart and my cause it to stop working. Be aware of chemical love.

They were such a beautiful couple but they both died together due to to much chemical love

Evil, lust, whores, drug, party

by Prophit#1 October 20, 2017

Chemmie

A type of conspiracy theorist who believes that government is secretly spraying us with some sinister chemicals. This wide conspiracy would have to include a very large amount of people to have gone unnoticed for so many years while using huge flying machines to perpetrate the crime on a consistent basis for a very long time, systematically, over the entire countries without anyone being the wiser, except the very savvy chemmies themselves who somehow divined this mystical knowledge and are not the only holders of the truth eternal. They are impossible to argue with as they do not follow any logic in their argument preferring going in circles, using Gish Gallop tactics and a host of other logical fallacies to "prove" their "point".

A chemmie posted a photo of chemtrails in our facebook group stating this has never been like this before and when I posted a similar photo of World War II full of the same exact trails she deleted me from the group because of the resulting cognitive dissonance.

by Deritami March 9, 2019

chemical cock

When your cock won't get hard because you're under the influence of some sort of ridiculously stupid drug such as cocaine or crystal meth.

Hoff: Hey, fucktard, that blonde bitch said she wanted to fuck you but you wouldn't. What the fucks wrong with you?
Fucktard: It's all the llello dude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.
Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.

by Hoff Burton May 16, 2008

chemin

Dumb ass fucken kid who can't ball for his life. Needs to die in a hole.

I'm a chemin.

by John Doe Yeet December 20, 2016

My Chemical Romance Fans

Kids who have been brain-washed to listen to this band. They think they are the luckyist fans in the world. See what MCR's music has done to them? Their girl fans think Gerard is hot. Since when does a dead body look good?

My Chemical Romance Fans-MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SAVED OUR LIFE'S

Me-Great, like this world needs more Emo kids on it.

by SLJ July 29, 2008