tender vittles

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004

Vitamin T

The truth, honesty, fact, nonfiction. The opposite of Vitamin L, which would be lying and deceit.

I think you need to take a big does of Vitamin T and tell me where you really were, honey.

by honestnick May 12, 2009

Vitaliy

The guy who made the original CSGO R8.

Vitaliy is an idiot.

by Pope Clement VII February 13, 2018

vitamin m

A nutritional supplement administered to Joe from Mike.

Mike: Time for a warm shot of Vitamin M!
Joe: Oooh baby! <bends over>

by Falkan March 4, 2003

Vitamin G

vitamin gangsta

Most people are lacking in vitamin g and they don't even know it

Why is Ted in the hospital?
His G levels were down low ya dig?
Oh he should've gotten more vitamin G.

by Mr awesome 2011 June 7, 2011

Vitimin Water

The definition of sex, but in your mouth. With every sip or chug, the feeling of "Your first time" happens all over again.

Cody: "Man, this vitimin water was like my first time."

Corbin: "...I'm still a virgin."

by Slipknotia March 25, 2009

vittles

the act of licking anus. see also "toss salad" or salad tossing.

Me n Dustin had us sum vittles last night. I like to have my vittles with honey.

by jesusa October 16, 2007