The Under Toe

The she-male cleft, reffering to its gravitational pull, thus sucking you in.

I tried to come up for air but the undertoe had pulled me back down.

I'm suffocating in the Under toe.

Damn bitch, yr under toe is outta control!

I was attracted to your under toe like a fly to a bug zapper

by Twat Knocker's annonymous January 31, 2006

bit under the weather

This is the British middle class equivalent of the exclamations 'ill' or 'sick', meaning cool. Being terribly modest and reserved, one doesn't want to overstate things.

Yo brother, that deck is a bit under the weather

by Bob Q. Holness August 26, 2008

The Under and Out

A cool new hairstyle that is all the rage in which both the left and right halves of one's hair flip out in the same direction. A small segment of the population are lucky enough to be born with hair that is naturally inclined to position itself in such a sexy and trendsetting way, while others must spend hours standing perpendicular to a fan to create the look.

"Wow, that girl over there has an Under and Out - if only I was cool enough to pull off that hairstyle."

Or

"I went to my stylist yesterday and asked for the Under and Out - she said she hadn't heard of it and I said she should have her style licence revoked!"

by Ryry 2.0 November 18, 2006

Wine under the bridge

Variation of the expression "Beer under the bridge", however typically applies to two or more girls who have had too much wine and get into childish, irrational fights.

My girlfriend went on a girls' night out Friday and they all had too much wine. She came home hammered and was crying about some sort of ridiculous argument on the colour of some girl's dress. I said to her "forget about it, it's wine under the bridge".

by user8978979 September 19, 2009

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

See also "The bee's knees", " the dog's bollocks ".

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Grass Under the Sea

What autistic gay people who aren't very smart (aka fucking stupid) call kale

Heyyyy Grass Under the Sea

by Grass Under the Sea February 1, 2019

Down Under

The national anthem of Australia. This song was written in 1981 by Men at Work. This song is not to be confused with Africa - The land of blessed rains (song written by Toto).

The land down under is where women glow and men plunder.

by Master Of Nations August 17, 2020