Spunkingham

A person who is spunkie all the time and uneducated.

“Oi Spunkingham, now way you’re finally at school for once. SPUNKIE!”

by ismailalaila March 2, 2026

Spunker

Animal fucking

I’ve been a spunker lately.

by Hahagoon May 12, 2025

Spunker

Animal fucking

I’ve been a spunker lately.

by Hahagoon May 12, 2025

Spunkgooning

Spunkgooning is the act of cutting a hole in the top mattress of a bunk bed and sticking your penis through and the bottom person sucks the penis.

after being sent to prison I learned spunkgooning and tried it out on my celly!

by Spunkgooning May 24, 2025

Spunk maxxer

A individual who maximises the spunk (cum) output daily. For example jacking off once every 20 minutes

James is such a spunk maxxer, he never stops!

by Love hotmoms June 8, 2025

SpunkGurt

The act of pleasuring yourself with a sock and savoring the outcome similar to indulging in a GoGurt.

Damn did you see that guys SpunkGurt I’d like to try that

by Psychwardvibes September 13, 2025

SpunkGurt

(noun)
/ˈspʌŋkˌɡɜrt/
1. Semen consumed through a sock, squeezed out in a manner reminiscent of eating a Go-Gurt tube.
2. By extension, any grotesque or improvised method of ingesting bodily fluids via cloth filtration.

Etymology: Derived from spunk (archaic slang for semen) and Go-Gurt (trademarked yogurt product designed for squeeze-consumption

I thought I’d seen it all on the psych ward, until the day a man invented the SpunkGurt.

by PoliteMoose September 13, 2025