retrospective rek

When you think of an amazing comeback, but it's like 3 hours after you had the conversation for it

Ah damn, I could've just told him "well at least my mother isn't a whore." Now it's just a retrospective rek

by SMLJRON July 25, 2018

retrovecy

Retrovecy is a kind of reverse trovecy, as described in novels such as treasure island, hildur's trovecy and game of thrones

Because of the retrovecy, he knew the place holds a secret

by wallsalad July 31, 2018

retrostitute

1) A person who complains loudly after getting fucked, in the hopes that their complaints will result in payment of some sort.

2) An attention whore.

A prostitute gets paid before the act. A retrostitute tries to get paid after the act.

by Royston Lodge September 20, 2018

retrosext

Sexting in the style of historical role play.

M: Would you care to sext, good lady?
F: Yes, but only as Victorians.

M: Ah, a Retrosext!

by ProfessorRobot January 24, 2019

retrovision

Synonym for hindsight 20/20

Looking back at decisions made in the past with the benefit of a more experienced perspective.

Retrovision is most often experienced in the wake of a “YOLO” decision.

“In retrovision I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to eat split pea soup the day before my surgery. It gives me horrible gas.”

by Jake the Sun God February 8, 2019

Retropeniyphen

Retropeniyphen also known as peniyphen is a term used by people who are specifically scared of being near things like the ocean, tall buildings, and big surfaces.

For example, one of my friends are retropeniyphen . Mom i think i need to see a therapist, because i have retropeniyphen

by CocoDakota February 9, 2019

retrointerp

When a word or phrase is redefined after the fact with a meaning not intended in its original context.

They retrointerped "cherry chapstick" a year after the lyrics were released.

by Drest February 16, 2019