steamy richard

A Steamy Richard: taking a solid shit in a sock and microwaving it until steam flows from the pores. After finished microwaving, take the sock and slap a friend with it! this is a steamy richard!

I gave my girlfriend a steamy richard because she opened her mouth again!

by John Macekn October 16, 2006

wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

by Wookiestick November 6, 2003

screaming richard

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

by nicksammyles February 7, 2009

red hot richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.

She gave me a red hot richard while were watching Titanic on the futon.

by Matt Compton November 18, 2005

dirty richard

Doing your job so well others slack off and you get to do theirs.
Now doing 4 things at the same time and getting yelled at because you are now taking too long. Then get yelled at because nothing is now getting done.
Then get told you never do anything.
Never getting a raise while everyone else gets promoted.

I am the best worker here but only get treated like a dirty richard.

by TheMoreYouBro July 29, 2020

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

by taodiorne March 15, 2009

Victoria Richard

A amazing girl, that can make you laugh at any moment, she is absolutely beautiful, she has gorgeous eyes, and is a freak just sayin (:

Did you see that girl? She looked like a Victoria Richard.

by Danman3215 June 5, 2011