Term describing the 'poser' Pokémon of the newer generations which wholeheartedly fail to capture the general spirit and imagination which represented the popular Pocket Monsters of generations I & II, and a few of III & IV. Often these Posémon are poor man's rehashes of well-known classic Pokémon, such as the lolworthy Woobat (Zubat), Purrloin (Glameow) or simply consist of something ridiculous like an ice cream cone which gains a scoop upon each evolution. (It's funny 'cause it's true)
Pokéfan 1: So, you hyped about the new Pokémon Black & White games?!
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...
Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...
Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi
by ChurKirby April 28, 2011
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Often go tanning, watch shitty reality shows on MTV, Wear Hollister, drive SUV's, and make me sick
Often go tanning, watch shitty reality shows on MTV, Wear Hollister, drive SUV's, and make me sick
Tim buys torn-up jeans from Hollister, watches the Real World, Drives a Chevey Tahoe even though he doesn't need all the space it has, and goes tanning daily. What a Poser1
by Pig Child January 8, 2008
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A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.
I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.
by boredatsalisburyhonors September 28, 2010
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White guy 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
White guy 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
White guys 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible white wigger rap.
White guy 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
White guy 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
White guys 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible white wigger rap.
by Mark755 December 28, 2005
Get the Poser Mobile mug.a scene poser is a person, usually girls who see scenesters and decide to be like them. Girls will cut their long hair short(and then take pictures for their myspace with the caption "new hairr!! RIP long hairzz :") and replace their normal clothes with studded belts, van slip-ons and shirts from pac sun and hot topic. scene posers can be spotted because they do bad make up and hair and their friends are stil normal. real scensters only hang out with scenesters, its an unwritten law. Scene posers listen to commonly known "emo" bands such as brand new, death cab for cutie, something corporate, fall out boy or panic! at the disco.
by LOLZ DATZ DA SEX May 11, 2006
Get the scene poser mug.I've notice that there are a TON of kids walking around dressing "emo". In my school alone there are dozens of people going around saying that they're "totally emo" and that they hate when people try to steal their style. This just pissed me off and so I want to tell all those little fakes why they aren't really emo. If you fit into any of these categories sorry, you're just a poser.
1. You are not "emo" if you listen to faggy little bands like Fall Out Boy or people like Avril Lavigne.
2. You are not "emo" if you constanly brag about how emo you are
3. You are not "emo" if you don't know what emo means (btw. it does NOT mean emotional)
4. You are not emo if you shop at Hot Topic.
5. You are not "emo" if you like Disney stars. In fact you're not normal if you like Disney stars and you're not a nine year old girl.
6. You're not "emo" if you hate your life because your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you or your mom took your cell phone or something. It's not that bad you'll get over it.
7. You are not "emo" if you cut yourself. You just have issues.
8. You are not automatically "emo" if you have black hair with layers.
9. You are not "emo" if you are a guy who likes to wear eyeliner. Seriously, it makes you look like a drag queen.
10. You are an emo poser if your screen name consists of more than one X.
Example: XxX_LiFeXIsXPoInTlEsS_XxX
2. You are not "emo" if you constanly brag about how emo you are
3. You are not "emo" if you don't know what emo means (btw. it does NOT mean emotional)
4. You are not emo if you shop at Hot Topic.
5. You are not "emo" if you like Disney stars. In fact you're not normal if you like Disney stars and you're not a nine year old girl.
6. You're not "emo" if you hate your life because your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you or your mom took your cell phone or something. It's not that bad you'll get over it.
7. You are not "emo" if you cut yourself. You just have issues.
8. You are not automatically "emo" if you have black hair with layers.
9. You are not "emo" if you are a guy who likes to wear eyeliner. Seriously, it makes you look like a drag queen.
10. You are an emo poser if your screen name consists of more than one X.
Example: XxX_LiFeXIsXPoInTlEsS_XxX
by Igetstabby August 1, 2009
Get the emo poser mug.An insecure child who tries very hard to be something besides being themselves.
Nowadays, most kids are posing as punks/goths/emos/skaters by dressing like them, acting like them, and sharing the same interests as them. Since so many kids are doing this, its very difficult to tell the difference between a real goth and a poser goth.
Here's a more specific definition:
Posers can be quite vicious. They pick on many people, most of who haven't done anything to them.
VICTIM #1: Real punks/goths/emos/skaters. Posers usually call them posers because they want a self-esteem boost. They want to be more goth than the goths, or more punk than the punks are. But lemme tell you posers out there, if you posing as a punk( Im going to use punk as an example because there are more punk posers than other posers) and the only reason you think you are is because you buy all of your apparel at Hot Topic and think Good Charlotte is cool only because you think Benji Madden looks hot in liberty spikes, you have no right to call someone who is a real punk, someone who is really anti-establishment and is all about the music, a poser.
VICTIM #2: Anyone else who is not trying to be punk/goth/emo/skater and is interested in the same things as they are. For example, if a poser who thinks he/she is a goth because they wear no other color but black sees someone wearing black capris, they call them a poser because apparently to them, goths are the only people that are ever allowed to wear black. So what if they like black too! Goths aren't the only ones who are allowed to wear black.
So basically, a poser is someone who claims they are punk/emo/goth/skater and go around calling other people with the same interests as them posers because they claim they're "stealing their interests" and also to make themselves seem more punk/emo/goth/skater.
I hope my furious rant plainly explained to you what a true poser is.
Nowadays, most kids are posing as punks/goths/emos/skaters by dressing like them, acting like them, and sharing the same interests as them. Since so many kids are doing this, its very difficult to tell the difference between a real goth and a poser goth.
Here's a more specific definition:
Posers can be quite vicious. They pick on many people, most of who haven't done anything to them.
VICTIM #1: Real punks/goths/emos/skaters. Posers usually call them posers because they want a self-esteem boost. They want to be more goth than the goths, or more punk than the punks are. But lemme tell you posers out there, if you posing as a punk( Im going to use punk as an example because there are more punk posers than other posers) and the only reason you think you are is because you buy all of your apparel at Hot Topic and think Good Charlotte is cool only because you think Benji Madden looks hot in liberty spikes, you have no right to call someone who is a real punk, someone who is really anti-establishment and is all about the music, a poser.
VICTIM #2: Anyone else who is not trying to be punk/goth/emo/skater and is interested in the same things as they are. For example, if a poser who thinks he/she is a goth because they wear no other color but black sees someone wearing black capris, they call them a poser because apparently to them, goths are the only people that are ever allowed to wear black. So what if they like black too! Goths aren't the only ones who are allowed to wear black.
So basically, a poser is someone who claims they are punk/emo/goth/skater and go around calling other people with the same interests as them posers because they claim they're "stealing their interests" and also to make themselves seem more punk/emo/goth/skater.
I hope my furious rant plainly explained to you what a true poser is.
One poser called me a poser just because I like checkers and the color red. That is a load of bullshit.
by ~L!zZ!3~ April 19, 2006
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