gorilla mask stranger

a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.

guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.

guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night

by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009

covid mask

By now everyone should know what a covid mask is. Its a mask worn during the covid 19 pandemic to stop or slow the spread of the virus that the chinese government allowed to spread all over the world. Had they spoke up then they may have been able to contain it.

Thanks to the uncaring idiots in china we all have to wear a covid mask now.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2020

Maskism

When the authorities try to indoctrinate an oft-frightened or semi-informed lay public that mask-wearing is mandatory to protect them against the coronavirus, regardless of whether they are vaccinated or not, even though their knowledge with regard to the extent to which masking is effective against deadlier variants of the virus is half-baked.

With rising infection and mortality rates in spite of a decent rate of vaccination in the population, a number of governments in the West are turning to maskism to contain the corona crisis in the face of deadlier variants.

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

ass mask

to shove your ass onto another person's face

Al: *Just sitting there*
Bright: *Jumps on Al with no pants* "Haha I just ass masked you!"

by sean aka dolemite April 29, 2004

maskhole

A person who appoints himself or herself the 'mask police' and hollers at or aggressively confront strangers they catch not wearing a mask, such as during the Covid-19 pandemic, in dubious circumstances.

I was out trail running and this maskhole accused me from 20 feet away of trying to kill his grandma

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

Maskhole

Virtue signaling douchebags that push facemasks without any evidence they work.

This maskhole thinks he can tell me how to breathe.

by Party Mammal October 28, 2020

No Mask, No Math

The slogan by math educators for their pseudoscientific or conspiracist audience, who argue that mask wearing or social distancing is ineffective in protecting them and others, especially for those who now have a certain degree of immunity after recovering from Covid-19.

Pastors tell their congregations: “no mask, no mass”; principals tell their classes: “no mask, no math.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2020