9 definitions by BettyHumpter

reverse-psycho

When a person in the shower creepily peeks out from behind the curtain to startle another person who is also using the bathroom. So named because it's a role-reversal of the famous scene in the movie Psycho.

Jane came in to a dump while I was in the shower. She nearly shat out her colon when she noticed me staring sideways at her beside the shower curtain like a tipped-over garden gnome. Pulled the reverse-psycho on her.

by BettyHumpter September 13, 2021

communist lung herpes

crude slang for the CoViD-19 illness

Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news

by BettyHumpter October 2, 2020

coronely

sad because one has no in-person company thanks to the Covid-19 pandemic

I've been feeling so coronely during the double-orange level 3b lockdown.

by BettyHumpter March 8, 2021

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 2, 2020

Random Access Mammaries

When you're on such good terms with a female that you can randomly grope her breasts anytime you please.

Things are going well with Sally, I'm allowed random access mammaries

by BettyHumpter July 13, 2016

covid bait

A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.

Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.

by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021

maskhole

A person who appoints himself or herself the 'mask police' and hollers at or aggressively confront strangers they catch not wearing a mask, such as during the Covid-19 pandemic, in dubious circumstances.

I was out trail running and this maskhole accused me from 20 feet away of trying to kill his grandma

by BettyHumpter October 2, 2020