reverse-psycho

When a person in the shower creepily peeks out from behind the curtain to startle another person who is also using the bathroom. So named because it's a role-reversal of the famous scene in the movie Psycho.

Jane came in to a dump while I was in the shower. She nearly shat out her colon when she noticed me staring sideways at her beside the shower curtain like a tipped-over garden gnome. Pulled the reverse-psycho on her.

by BettyHumpter September 13, 2021

covid bait

A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.

Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.

by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021

the omie

(n) slang for the Omicron variant of Covid-19. Also spelled "omi"

Jill: Get away from me with that sneezing, did you catch omicron?
Jack: Cool your tits it's a cold, not the omie.

by BettyHumpter December 28, 2021

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 02, 2020

Random Access Mammaries

When you're on such good terms with a female that you can randomly grope her breasts anytime you please.

Things are going well with Sally, I'm allowed random access mammaries

by BettyHumpter July 13, 2016

communist lung herpes

crude slang for the CoViD-19 illness

Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news

by BettyHumpter October 02, 2020

coronely

sad because one has no in-person company thanks to the Covid-19 pandemic

I've been feeling so coronely during the double-orange level 3b lockdown.

by BettyHumpter March 08, 2021