Definitions by BettyHumpter

the omie 

(n) slang for the Omicron variant of Covid-19. Also spelled "omi"

Jill: Get away from me with that sneezing, did you catch omicron?
Jack: Cool your tits it's a cold, not the omie.

the omie by BettyHumpter December 27, 2021

covid bait 

A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.

Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.

covid bait by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021

floor nigger 

Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell

person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!

floor nigger by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021

reverse-psycho 

When a person in the shower creepily peeks out from behind the curtain to startle another person who is also using the bathroom. So named because it's a role-reversal of the famous scene in the movie Psycho.

Jane came in to a dump while I was in the shower. She nearly shat out her colon when she noticed me staring sideways at her beside the shower curtain like a tipped-over garden gnome. Pulled the reverse-psycho on her.

reverse-psycho by BettyHumpter September 13, 2021

coronely

sad because one has no in-person company thanks to the Covid-19 pandemic

I've been feeling so coronely during the double-orange level 3b lockdown.

coronely by BettyHumpter March 8, 2021

maskhole 

A person who appoints himself or herself the 'mask police' and hollers at or aggressively confront strangers they catch not wearing a mask, such as during the Covid-19 pandemic, in dubious circumstances.

I was out trail running and this maskhole accused me from 20 feet away of trying to kill his grandma

maskhole by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

communist lung herpes

crude slang for the CoViD-19 illness

Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news

communist lung herpes by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020