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Jill: Get away from me with that sneezing, did you catch omicron?
Jack: Cool your tits it's a cold, not the omie.
Jack: Cool your tits it's a cold, not the omie.
by BettyHumpter December 27, 2021
Get the the omie mug.A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.
Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.
by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
Get the covid bait mug.Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell
person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
Get the floor nigger mug.When a person in the shower creepily peeks out from behind the curtain to startle another person who is also using the bathroom. So named because it's a role-reversal of the famous scene in the movie Psycho.
Jane came in to a dump while I was in the shower. She nearly shat out her colon when she noticed me staring sideways at her beside the shower curtain like a tipped-over garden gnome. Pulled the reverse-psycho on her.
by BettyHumpter September 13, 2021
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Get the coronely mug.A person who appoints himself or herself the 'mask police' and hollers at or aggressively confront strangers they catch not wearing a mask, such as during the Covid-19 pandemic, in dubious circumstances.
I was out trail running and this maskhole accused me from 20 feet away of trying to kill his grandma
by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020
Get the maskhole mug.Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news
by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020
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