3 definitions by frog-man-thing
life is a test that you pass when you die
life is a sport that has no ground rules and many loopholes
life is a waiting room for all the fun of death
life is a game of musical chairs,
everyone gets out in the end.
life is a sport that has no ground rules and many loopholes
life is a waiting room for all the fun of death
life is a game of musical chairs,
everyone gets out in the end.
by frog-man-thing April 25, 2010
a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.
guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009
during sex, the man will have a mouthfull of chocolate milk in his mouth but doesnt swallow it. he then blows the chocolate milk up the girls ass. (this is all done after having anal sex and cummung in her ass) the girl will then hold the chocolate milk in her ass for exactly 5 minutes, then shit it into a glass, (it will be a chocoltate milk, shit, cum mixture) then you both partake in drinking it.
john-last night i gave my gf a chocolate cream pie, she had mad cramps after that.
joe-did it at least taste good?
john-not realy, but it sure was hot
joe-did it at least taste good?
john-not realy, but it sure was hot
by frog-man-thing August 6, 2009