Falador Massacre

A while ago, on June 6th 2006, (6/6/6) there was a glitch in Runescape which allowed players to kill other players sans the wilderness. This was supposedly due to the new update of Player Owned Houses. Durial321 was one of the many who killed people in Fally, and has become something of a legend to Runescapers.

Noob: "GUESS WHAT!"
Player: "What?"
Noob: "OMG I WAS THERE FOR THE FALADOR MASSACRE LOLOLOL DURIAL KILLED ME!!!"
Player: "...Good for you."

by JustinCase000 April 6, 2008

masicist

How a dumbass spells masochist.

Like me.

Hey Julie, I was watching like, this show about dudes that hit each other with leather whips and car keys...they dig pain because it gives them boners. I think they are called masicists.

by Pen-name December 19, 2004

Kenyan_masterpiece

The coolest guy in the universe.
A very charming person.

Everyone deserves a friend like kenyan_masterpiece

by kenyan_masterpiece December 30, 2020

Master Chief

A bad-ass soldier from the video game "Halo: Combat Evolved". Usually seen in green MJOLNIR Mark-V Armor. Synonymous with 1337.

The Master Chief can run at up to 55 kilometers per hour. He is the embodiment of 1337ness.

by Araquiel May 28, 2004

Masha

Masha is a fun loving girl who can change even the darkest topics to interesting ones, and can change a rainy day into a beautiful one. She may be different from other people but from looking at her you cant tell. Even a few seconds spent with her you will remember for the rest of your life. Imagining the blue eyes, the soft freckles, the gentle face, the eyelashes that were perfect the way they were, the puffy lips but not too puffy, and the smile, oh the smile is what you will remember for the rest of your waking days. As soon as she walks through a room she is greeted by friendly faces who she has managed to become best friends with. I mean everyone who she meets she learns something from, and no matter how difficult they are after meeting Masha their lives will turn around into the positive speaking. The speaking in which you will find yourself smiling everyday and laughing about the simplist things. Bursting your kindness to others who you can spread her love to, and show people that Masha is the best of us all.

Masha.... Masha is amazing...

by AZawesome202 August 4, 2017

furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010

masturbation probation

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."

by Gayaka June 20, 2009