I fucking love science

1. A Facebook group created for people who like the idea of being a scientist, but would prefer not to put in the work to actually become one.

2. An exclamation used by people on the aforementioned Facebook group, usually in reference to something that is only tangentially related to science.

Have you seen the new episode of The Big Bang Theory? I fucking love science!

I fucking love science by ThinEnemy December 30, 2013

I ship the bullshit 

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit

GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.

I ship the bullshit by LARRY/CAMREN/FREMIONE SHIPPER March 28, 2015

I'm not ready for a relationship 

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.

Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*

I'm not ready for a relationship by zeropersonality January 31, 2020

I-Ready 

A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.

Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?

Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?

I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.

I-Ready by IWantToKermitSewerSlide June 1, 2018

I don't shit a fuck 

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't shit a fuck by Ceastra September 19, 2014

I hate Antichrist 

This word is used to troll UN (United Nations) blue heads (peacekeepers) to make them trigger easily. Basically Antichrist is Jesus Christ for UN and if you disrespect Antichrist, they will try to find your location and send peacekeepers to your location.

Michael: I hate Antichrist
UN Delta team: Delta, it's Delta we found the location of the person that said "I hate Antichrist". Sending location to Bravo team, copy.
UN Bravo team: Affirmative, we got the location of the target, sending "peacekeepers" to the work, copy.
UN Delta team: Roger that.

I hate Antichrist by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

i put on my wizard hat 

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

i put on my wizard hat by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005