focus wank

when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand

person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank

by Percussion97 January 16, 2017

ficus

Ficus is a word used by angry persons instead of saying fuck, so that they don't curse observably.

"- You know we had to do that essay for school?
-Ficus..."

by TheDarkVoice January 24, 2017

Fucus

To fuck more then one person over at the same time.

Great job from the starting pitcher,I hope the reliever dosent fucus!

by Oogiesworld September 6, 2017

Fecesious

The physical condition of, or smell of being covered in feces; unclean or soiled by bile; covered in bowel discharge; exterior coating of excrement.

The stray dog 's fur was fecesious.
My new boots were fecesious after walking through the pasture.
My carpet is fecesious, after my cat had diarrhea.
He smells fecesious.

by BettyBopperBoneHopper November 15, 2017

Fecundationy

A fancy word for Funny, Humourously.

«Oh Charles, your jokes are perfectly fecundationy! It cracks me up every time.»

by Travel agency April 1, 2018

Foecus

Premature shit resulting in a faecal incident.

Laura & Annette walked in on Shane giving birth to a 'Foecus' after a particularly rock hard schnitt, they were so shocked they dropped their spooky chips.

by anonymous June 3, 2018

Felusiak

Obnoxious person of Polish origin, big headed full of themselves wanker, the type that sets off your tosser radar the minute they open their mouth.

Yeah bruv, him there, fuckin felusiak

by Capnraf June 8, 2018