Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup December 10, 2007

Alternative Facts

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.

Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.

by @dumptrump January 22, 2017

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005

faction

A number of citizens, whether amounting to a majority or a minority of the whole, who are united and actuated by some common impulse of passion, or of interest, adversed to the rights of other citizens, or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought James Madison was part of the Antifederalist party.

by Hablacraja November 10, 2003

Factis

A fake Latin word used in substitution for the word 'fuck'. Was created and first used in the production 'Paradise Lost: Shadowns & Wings' by Eric Whitacre.

Break it like a chicken bone. And break it like you hate that factis chicken!

Holy factis, that was awesome!

Factis mei!

What the factis was that?!

Don't you ever factis do that again!

by Extasis June 23, 2010

fart factory

Someone who produces an immense amount of methane bursts in sucession.

"Fuzzy" is a fart factory! He needs to buy air freshener.

by Mr. Omega January 15, 2006

OMG Factor

When you have sex with a girl and you completely ignore her for the first half and look away. Then all of a sudden you look straight into her eyes and scream at the top of your lungs. The desired effect is that later after you're done she will call her friends and say: "OMG did your boyfriend do this? because he scared the shit out of me when he did that."

A girl gets scared by her boyfriend when he screams at her during sex after ignoring her and looking away for most of the time. That my friends is the OMG Factor.

by thebigliboski March 23, 2009