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social engineer

a master of the human psyche who may use this to con people.
Hackers use social engineering to gain access into high security buildings.
by None December 17, 2004
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Do you speak English?

What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American. The question is pretty much how Americans traveling abroad greet the locals.
Saying "Do you speak English?" can either get you around or get you kidnapped, tortured, killed and having your family discover your fate on CNN anywhere around the world. Asking the question is ok in a place where you see a McDonald's. It is not ok and you should avoid places where electricity and potable water are a luxury to ask the question.
by DonnieMacks October 8, 2008
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Failsauce Engage

The process in which one's failsauce engages
Terry really sucked at soccer, so when he let a goal in, his failsauce engaged.
by e-jangles May 6, 2008
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ENGRISH

Pronounced: in-grish
English language written or translated by men or women in East Asian countries. This text is usually translated by someone without the knowledge of traditional American English or with very poor translating skills. Also, the lack of spoken English is lacking so the translator isn't aware of his typos. ENGRISH is usually comprehendable and typos sure be accepted as normal text since this is part of the translation process. ENGRISH can be found in many places, some of which are User's Manuals of imported goods, signs, menus, to bizarrely worded advertisements and strange t-shirt slogans and even some billboards in in English speaking cities in Asia like Hong Kong and Tokyo.
"All your base are belong to us" , this is ENGRISH from the game 'Zero Wing' on the Sega Genesis
by TekBoi November 26, 2006
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Englimatics

the science of combining English and mathematics to solve problems. Using each subject as a bridge to learn the other.
To englimatize basic mathematics, think of +, -, x. / as verbs. They are the action words in math problems. The 'numbers' are the 'nouns'. Students should always begin by identifying the nouns and the associated verbs to understand what 'actions' need to take place.

When writing an essay or doing math homework, look for the connecting Englimatics to make both assignments easier to complete.
by Lybroan "Mathman" James January 23, 2009
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by johny fucking depp February 8, 2021
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Killswitch Engage

Band that restored this punk rocker's faith in metal!
Man, I haven't been listening to much metal anymore, but killswitch engage knocked me on my ass!
by shawn May 17, 2004
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