birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

Back Seat Controlling

When someone keeps telling you what to do when you play Call of Duty.

Will keeps back seat controlling Nate while he's playing COD.

by COD playa December 12, 2011

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

neut controller

The key to the multiverse

The only thing you need for a full life is the neut controller

by Butchiebox March 19, 2019

parental controls

dont you mean: ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back

by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024