blumpkin

what jp wants from andrea

jp - andrea give me some blumpkin
andrea - no!
tina - i'll do it!

by jTHIZZwhaa July 23, 2008

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience

Kick-ass band soon to take over the world...

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience kicks ass...

by Bob Sagat March 18, 2004

Blumpkin

verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.

Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.

by n24 September 8, 2009

Blumpkin

Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit

i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin

by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 27, 2012

Blumpkin

The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.

Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.

by Clexs Wifey June 17, 2012

blumpkin

when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.

after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa

by phillies finest April 6, 2008

Blumpkin

the act of thinking or having an idea.

"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."

by dayrissa April 21, 2009