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Adam

The gayest man on planet earth, loves to suck the biggest dick and ride the biggest dick on the plannet, loves to go out with the homies and fall asleep first, i love dick ilove dick i love dick he says Love Sosa, bitches love Sosa, huh?
Let them know then, 'Raris and Rovers (huh)
Bang, bang-bang
God, y'all some broke boys, God, y'all some broke boys

Sorry i wanted to sing CHIEF KEEF

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But adam is also very gay and loves to fuck guys
"IS THAT ADAM?"

"HIDE THE CHILDREN!!"
by POLOTHESLUMPGOD April 24, 2022
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Adam

Adam, is a wonderful person to be friends with, if you ever get the chance to date an adam STAY with him for as long as you possibly can, he will treat you right, make you feel like a princess and love you for who you are.
My boyfriend adam, calls me goregous, pretty, amazing, stunning everything i have ever wanted he is the most amazing guy i have ever met!
He complements me everytime we talk I love him to bits!
by bohner 13 September 5, 2011
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Adam

Adam is usually a short and stubborn person. He has dark, very short hair and long eyelashes. He thinks of himself

as cool. Adams' are very cringey people, and most of the time can not sit in a chair properly. Although they are know to be very thicc and majestic. Adams' get annoyed and triggered af really fast.
Hey adam stop trying to act cool
Teacher: Adam sit properly
Adam: URGH NOO
Teacher *takes away chair*
Adam: FINE I WANTED TO STAND ANYWAY
by The Peoples February 11, 2019
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Adam

The word "Adam" is also street slang for the drug Ecstasy.
"Hey bro, I want to meet Adam tonight... Can you hook me up?"
by Krauty August 28, 2005
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Adam One

Popos code for the area of South Side San Jose which has the highest drug rate in the city.
Copper: Where you at?
Copper 2: Adam One.
Copper: Oh, crackhead hamlet.
by Brotha Dyk Hung November 25, 2006
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Adam

Adam is the most amazing man on the planet. As the first Adam was to Eve, he takes care of his partner and is a modest fellow. Very focused and intellectual, Adam can sometimes be too set on something and loses sight of what's most important. Quite easily influenced by friends, Adam is a bit gullible yet ignorant of this fact.

Needless to say, Adam was the first man to get laid. This is often true for his friendship groups. He may speak his mind and be very hurtful sometimes, but as a deep and dark fellow he doesn't always mean it. A realist, you must be careful what you say to him. He's not afraid to speak his mind. The most amazing partner, you couldn't find anyone more hot and handsome than Adam, nor anyone better in bed. If you have an Adam in your life, as a friend or significant other, you are VERY lucky indeed.
Girl 1: "That man in perfect. I bet his name is Adam!"
Beth: "That's right, and he's MINE! Back off! (:"

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Guy 1: "Trust Adam to be the first to get laid!"
Guy 2: "Well, it's a historical tradition!"
by Greenwood101 May 31, 2013
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Adam Johnson

The act of smoking so much weed and snorting so much pills that you dont know where you are for over 5 months straight.
Ive been on some adam johnson shit lately
by Will querfeld June 18, 2011
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