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Blue Waffle

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.
Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010
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belgium waffle

One girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot cum ropes diagonally across her face.
Ya, I enjoyed making her be'cum' a belgium waffle.
by Walt Rogers October 4, 2010
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Waffle'd

Pregnant. Knocked up. As in, your 'eggo,' like the waffle brand is 'preggo,' meaning pregnant.
Dude, did Emily gain weight?
Didn't you hear? She's waffle'd up.
by Isamuffin March 1, 2011
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White Waffle

When you cum on your friends chest and slap it with a tennis racket then pour syrup all over it and then eat it.
Brittany and i just ate a white waffle.
by kjdfjdffd April 26, 2011
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sex waffle

a nickname for a spouse or bestfriend similar to love muffin
hey there sex waffle, looking good, hows life?
by truntington August 23, 2011
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Waffle ass

That girl's waffle ass was so deep it could have held a whole bottle of IHOP syrup.
by Sardonic10001 February 21, 2009
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Waffle-Hop

Waffle-Hop is a place where drunks go when they can not decide whether or not to go to Waffle House or IHOP, eventually having to have the leader of the party (usually the drunkest) make an executive decision. The name is the result of the indecisive nature of a band of drunkards, and commonly ends up in a trip to your local county jail. Waffle-Hop is also home to several other undesirables such as stoners, creepers, and your average hobo.
Levi: Man, im so damn hungry..Waffle-Hop anyone?

Ethan: Damn straight we are going to Waffle-Hop, and we are taking Trent's truck!

Trent: Ok...but if the cops get called you guys better post up.
by Mr.Pary April 16, 2010
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