Waffle'd 

Pregnant. Knocked up. As in, your 'eggo,' like the waffle brand is 'preggo,' meaning pregnant.

Dude, did Emily gain weight?
Didn't you hear? She's waffle'd up.

Waffle'd by Isamuffin March 1, 2011

Blue Waffle'd

To be shown the blue waffle without knowing you are about to see it. Usually resulting in gagging, puking, running away.

Dude 1:I got blue waffle'd yesterday on chat roulette.
Dude 2:Omg man what did you do?
Dude 1:Puked on my laptop and ran out the door.

Blue Waffle'd by KOsuckscaoHOE April 11, 2010

waffle drinker 

An insult hurled at a fat dunk woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail.

Shut up you waffle drinker.

waffle drinker by Loxy December 25, 2016

waffle dunker

(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.

(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.

2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.

(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.

(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.

2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.

waffle dunker by AitchBee August 5, 2014

waffle donkey 

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

waffle donkey by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

Blue Waffle Disease 

The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.

Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:

“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"

Blue Waffle Disease by lizardqueen August 5, 2012

home skilly waffle dog 

a word used in replacment for friend

yo my home skilly waffle dog!

home skilly waffle dog by geoffwk November 24, 2006