French Military Victories

Something which never happens while an army is comprised of a French majority and led by a Frenchman

Napoleon, Joan of Arc, William, The French Foreign Legion, American generals: None of these are Frenchmen

Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen

These do not count as French Military Victories

by Philosoraptorz December 28, 2009

French Military Victories

The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.

Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.

French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.

by Glastonbury Dex February 6, 2008

french military victories

Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.

The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).

by Super Jesus December 28, 2005

Initialization Vectors

In cryptography, an initialization vector (IV) is a block of bits that is required to allow a stream cipher or a block cipher to be executed in any of several streaming modes of operation to produce a unique stream independent from other streams produced by the same encryption key, without having to go through a (usually lengthy) re-keying process.

IV's are commonly referred to in wireless network hacking, more specifically WEP hacking, where a hacker fakes association with a wireless access point and generates IV's that are used to crack the WEP key of the network.

I only needed 40000 Initialization Vectors to crack the WEP key of my neighbor's wireless.

by sniperowns October 4, 2008

Victory Piss

the piss that you take in relief immediatly after achieving a goal

i just finishes fixing my laptop thats been broken for 2 years im so happy

now,... i have to take a victory piss
(true story)

by Mav7x July 22, 2010

phallic victory

1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.

Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.

by DHomer November 15, 2014

french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...

by ur mom November 26, 2004