Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

by Doodlebug September 1, 2006

texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

Mass Text

If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.

Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*

by NK4 September 2, 2013

textstracted

when you are in the middle of something, (eating, reading, texting, talking... but not limited to these things) and an text comes to your phone, you proceed to try and do both things, or completely stop everything to check the text.

Billy had to have jane repeat herself, he was textstracted while she was talking to him. He blamed it on bad cell reception.

by cootiesun January 13, 2011

Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.

these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.

by Ed February 19, 2004

texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.

How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?

by aaa December 24, 2004

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005