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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.
by Sexydimma October 5, 2012
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short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.
"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."
by Soxoff February 14, 2012
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buzzed shorts

A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.
"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."
by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013
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naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.
Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!
by nobody of interest January 28, 2021
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Short+Gay

Someone: Hey can you tell me what short+gay=
Someone: It is sereena
by NotDoc March 5, 2022
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party shorts

Name for cargo shorts worn on a BAMF. Don't even.
"Friday night - got my party shorts on. So much storage space. Guys, let's get weird!"
"OMG look at those dudes with party shorts. *giggle* I can't even contain myself. 'Hey boys, call me and I'll suck your c0*k!"
by seattleantihipster April 30, 2013
mugGet the party shortsmug.

short circuit

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.
When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.
by princess douglyn August 31, 2018
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