Jersey Scum

A North Jerseyan's that heads down to South Jersey beginning Memorial Day Weekend and ending roughly Labor Day Weekend. A typical jersey scum can range from the ages of 15 to late 30's. Jersey Scum characteristics are as follows: a person that drinks in excessive amount, is in search for a fight, a frequent drug user, a sex addict, a "Guido", a gang member, anyone whom enters the Seaside Heights Boardwalk with a Weapon of Choice preferably a knife or brass knuckles. to Locate a Jersey Scum just stand on a street corner of the Jersey shore at anytime of day but primarily in the late night hours when they are being arrest and/or thrown out of a club. The main purpose of a Jersey Scum is to Get drunk and high start a fight and have sex with multiple people all in one night at the jersey shore

I was walking on the boardwalk and i got threaten by a jersey scum, he pulled a knife out on me.

Jake is such a jersey Scum he kicked down his own hotel room door because he was drunk and violent

by jerseys finest scum May 25, 2009

jeremism

A religious movement dedicated to the ideas of Jeremy Usborne, a 20th-21st century British philosopher and musician. Jeremism emerged from Usborne's collaboration with a carpenter, Andy, in creating the Woodworkers and General Persons Union.

Jeremism. I'm a Jeremist.

by RikersBeard December 13, 2015

The Jerry

A Bucknell Class of 2011 student that lazes around its filthy dwellings all day long, misses its classes, eats like hell, and sleeps for 12-18 hours per day. Somehow it is still in school and manages to justify going out to party three times per week.

"Hey, look! The Jerry!"
"Hey Jerry!"
"Jerry get the fuck up its 6:00pm"
"Jerry you should have given up fudge for Lent"

by M-Deezy Jr. April 26, 2009

Foot Jerky

The tough, dried skin on your foot (either from a blister or a corn) that, when peeled off, is then eaten or chewed on.

"Look at this strip of dead skin from my heel! Mmmmm, foot jerky!"

by Sinnerviewer April 9, 2012

Slow Air Jerk

The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".

Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?

Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)

Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

jerkules

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

Jeremi

Jeremi is a talented young fella'. Amazing at sports and getting the ladies. Jeremi's tend to be homophobic, but don't agree with such hatred, and claim that they just don't like gay people which pretty much sums up what the meaning of being a homophobe is. Jeremi likes ass, fried chicken with a side of crispy fries, especially from KFC. He eats so much but is still a skinny twig.
He also has an amazing taste in fashion. Jeremi also buys new shoes monthly, but his friends disagree and claim he is broke, but trust me Jeremi ain't broke.

Jeremi is so hot! His shoes are so peng. Let's hang out with Jeremi

by jrmijeremijrmi November 4, 2018