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jeremism

A religious movement dedicated to the ideas of Jeremy Usborne, a 20th-21st century British philosopher and musician. Jeremism emerged from Usborne's collaboration with a carpenter, Andy, in creating the Woodworkers and General Persons Union.
Jeremism. I'm a Jeremist.
by RikersBeard December 13, 2015
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Jeremyism

A religion to celebrate Jeremys. This religion was created by the Minecraft youtuber Smallishbeans.
I am part of the Jeremyism religion.
by JustAni August 27, 2020
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Jeremyism

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.
Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!
by AJ Moore August 31, 2020
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Jeremyism

A holy cul- religion created by the smallish beans in x-life after a fight with that weird Scottish guy (scott or something?) and being instructed by the one true jeremy!
Joel: Can you join jeremyism?
Jimmy: Y E S
Lizzie: It's a cult!
by Nish to da nash September 6, 2020
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Jeremyism

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"Jeremyism" is NOT a cult
by Kajiji Cumberbitch September 17, 2020
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Jeremyism

It's a cult but we call it a religion...

It's a religion
Random person -

WOAH! that religion looks so cool!

A Jeremy-
Yes that is what we call....

JEREMYISM.
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jeremister

When a guy named Jeremy/Jeremie is just a flat out motherucking master of the universe and is just dominant in any and everything that he undertakes in that case creating there term Jere originating from the name and Mister from the German master.
Person 1:Jeremy is awesome!
Person 2: Yeah hes the fuckin' Jeremister

Jeremie: In your face bitch im the JEREMISTER!
by Jeremy Wellox March 27, 2008
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