Fake ass BITCH 

Someone stupid and rude. they pretend to like someone to get something out of it, like a girlfriend or an ass grab. Sometimes they do like the person, but are just so immature and rude they deserve to go to hell anyways. These are the annoying douchebags of the world, and should all just die because they don't deserve to be in the presence of amazing people.

I- Oh my god Chris is such a fake ass bitch. he deserves to go to hell after the way he treated you
M- I know right. He's such a dick. I hope I never have to see him again. Stupid fake ass bitch

Fake ass BITCH by MrIce May 22, 2015

fake field goal 

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

fake field goal by jmizzel January 12, 2009

Fake snake 

Fake snake means h**
Fakey snakey means man h**

Ex. Jaxon is a fakey snakey
Ex. Lily is a fake snake

Fake snake by The real fakey snakey January 3, 2017

fake news 

1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.

Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.

(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)

Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.

fake news by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017

fake gamer girl 

A fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to be a gamer but does not actually play games. Some examples of a fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to play a game but makes a bad reference, the controller is not on, or is making some cringe video of lip syncing a video of someone singing about video games.

Now she is definitely a fake gamer girl

fake gamer girl by Derpy_Dino October 13, 2020

fake tickets 

Fake breasts, Fake Tits, +2.

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!

fake tickets by absolutben80 July 6, 2011

Fake-text 

Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.

Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.

Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?

Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.

Fake-text by Rahrahkristinah August 22, 2011