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Epic Beard Man

A fucking racist asshole that decided to pick on a poor black man just because of his race. When the man defended himself, he got a thrashing from the older man and required medical assistance. Police further investigated the story and found out that the elder man was on drugs and mentally unstable at the time. A sad sack of shit, poor excuse for a living being. Gives a bad name to white people, and perpetuates the idea that all black people are ignorant. One word: Obama.

He is epic as in Epic Fail Beard Man.

White supremacists, go fuck yourselfs.
EBM: I'm a 67 year old unstable racist asshole on drugs. I will beat you up because you are black. When you retaliate, I will kill you.

Black guy: What the fuck did you say about my race?
EBM: Shut the fuck up. *beats him up*
Black guy: you are sued. Didn't even kill me, haha racist ass hole. Enjoy your days in jail, retard.
EBM: Nooo I'm such a Nazi fucktard, why am I so fucking racist and stupid? I am not an epic beard man!
by Anonymous1610 September 18, 2010
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epic fail

epic fail: meaning an awsome fail
dude that was an epic fail
by RFIZZY August 28, 2010
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Epic Hippage

The defined muscle of a toned man or a toned woman, which runs from the hip down to the crotch region (obviously more prominent and commonly seen on men, haha!). Very sexy to see on men who are ripped, or just in general!
"omg! did you see that guy with EPIC hippage!?...so sexy!"

"gotta love a topless man with epic hippage!"

An example as used in another term of the same meaning: Fight Club Lines: Brad Pitt with his shirt off in Fight Club. Or Jared Leto (of 30 Seconds to Mars/Requiem for a Dream fame) in Fight Club.
by Kelgo5510 October 31, 2011
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Epic Disappointment

1. To done something and turns out to be very horrible.
2. To ask something or to someone and they have change their mind out of the blue.
1. boy:Happy Birthday love. *hands her a gift* girl: thank you!! *opens a gift to see a gift card* girl: WTF IS THIS SHIT!! WE'RE OVER. boy: I put a diamond necklace in their with our date we been together :(. *EPIC DISAPPOINTMENT*

2. worker- can i have a day off sir. boss- sure, why not. *45 minutes later* boss- I need you to stay overnight to file these documents for the international meeting the company is having with Japan. worker- O_o
by epicSituation December 18, 2012
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¨Epic gamer¨

Somebody who calls themselves an epic gamer but, only plays Fortnite.
Yo iḿ an ¨Epic gamer¨.
by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019
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epic chungus moment

When an oberweight man busts a fat creampie into another individuals anus
*splurge* "Ohhhh yeah i just had an epic chungus moment"
Receiver of the chungus: "what da hell?"
by SoggyDoggy436 July 3, 2021
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epic fail

To fail epically; to fail completely and undeniably, often to the enjoyment of others.
Sarah got an F on the easiest quiz ever given, which was an epic fail.
by Francesca Gallagher January 21, 2009
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