cranktastic

Used as an adjective crankstastic is used to describe a feeling of Euphoria. Coming from the root words of crank and bombtastic it combines the joy of using crank, a drug, with elements of bombtasticity, greatness.

Man, That crank was the most cranktastic crank I ever cranked. Pshhhh!

by Brian Adams April 14, 2008

cranking that batman

a person has HIV or AIDS

Yo i heard shorty cranking that batman.

by Naturebwoy June 2, 2008

crankation

relaxing, extremely relaxed,

willi when i was on that ride i was in extreme crankation

by jammio July 7, 2008

Crankin dat soulja boy

Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.

"I walked in on dat nigga, and he was Crankin dat soulja boy, so I dipped."

by AtlMandingo April 1, 2009

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

Crank Walk

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.

You can tell homey is smoking meth by his crank walk.

by CSI Sharkticon July 13, 2009

Crank

To cry and wank at the same time.

Peter was devastated after being dumped by Ellen. Jane told him: "Why don't you just go home and have a nice relaxing crank, you'll feel much better for it."

by tt2813 August 14, 2009