blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

bond

When four couples all make out in a room together it is considered a bond.

Let’s have a bond tonight with the boys from California.

by faith.finy October 18, 2019

Blunder

A hidden gem of a ship. Fictional, mostly-canon pairing of GOB Bluth and Tony Wonder from the FOX/Netflix comedy Arrested Development.

"I hate to admit how much I legitimately ship Blunder."
"Nah, it's cool. So do I."

by mee-haw January 7, 2020

Blundgly

When something is so ugly, it makes your blind.
Things that go beyond the ugliness of the visible.

Jonathan's new chair is soo blundgly. I can't see clearly now, my sight is torn.

by Mr. Natural Jr. May 5, 2020

bond

James bond.

james bond: bond

also james bond: james bond

by woohan the vape god May 5, 2020

blunderdown

the baddest bitch. A girl that may seem like a brat but once you get to know her she has the most pure soul and positive ora.

Gio was in love with a blunderdown because he saw who she was even though his friends hated her.

by countrygirlfish14 October 26, 2020

blunderdown

the baddest bitch. A girl that may seem like a brat but once you get to know her she has the most pure soul and positive ora.

Gio was in love with a blunderdown because he saw who she was even though his friends hated her.

by countrygirlfish14 October 26, 2020