ass sneeze

1. Explosive diarrhea that covers the interior of the toilet bowl in human waste.

After an all night drinking binge I had ass sneeze.

by Capt_Z May 1, 2003

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Ass Attack

An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.

I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.

by Tim_M_G February 18, 2009

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Ass Rage

The state of unexpected and terrifyingly violent diarrhea that coughs, splutters and gushes in a manner reminiscent of the vomiting that occurs when infected with the RAGE virus in the movie "28 Days Later."

"Where is Steve?"
"In the Bathroom, don't go in- he has Ass Rage"

by Magnus Ultracock March 20, 2009

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ass-er-hole

when you fart into a casserole and place the casserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones ass instead. one may choose to place the ass-casserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of family fun and laughter. feel free to use this gag at family dinners, reunions, pot-lucks, parties, funerals or any occasion.

ooohhh, whats in the casserole? lets see... oh, oh shit, oh thats just wrong, who would do that, why would you fast in a casserole?

- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!

by firefarter April 6, 2013

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