tooth garage

Used as slag of the mouth, commonly the mouth if a female. Usually used in reference and/or conjunction with sexual acts.

Friend1; "Damn, her face is busted..."

Friend2; "Yeah, but I'd still park my limousine in her tooth garage."

by cyber_ballz May 4, 2012

Tooth fur

The shit on your teeth after a long night of drinking. Typically you wake up and rub your tongue over your teeth and realize they are somehow covered with fur.

Apple-bottom jeans, Tooth with the fur. This song is actually about tooth fur. Go brush that shit off.

by gt_frat_dudde July 28, 2012

toothblocked

when you go in for the kiss and knock against teeth instead.

I went in with tongue and I got toothblocked!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.

John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"

by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016

Toothpaste Remedy

The best thing to put on a bee sting

He used the Toothpaste remedy.

by funkypigeon100 February 28, 2017

toothman

1) a dentist
2) someone who isn't tongue in cheek about anything, and if you are, will bite your head off with their oh so useful teeth(by talking hopefully)

3) someone who was bullied in high school for having the name toothman
4) a very temperamental person who is also very articulate about just how much they hate you

I was so scared of that toothman, even though I bullied him in high school and he ended up being a dentist, he totally roasted me, man!

by Somecrazytoothguy May 16, 2018

Tooth Fairy

A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.

I just fucking love the Tooth Fairy.

by DontGetHard December 10, 2018