texas chili bowl

To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).

We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.

by Dankester April 27, 2005

texas snowplow

When your banging a girl doggy style then lift her up by her arms and run around, banging her into shit like bookcases and chairs.

My girl got knocked out when I texas snowplowed her into the refrigerator, so I decided to finish the job myself.

by Leeroy Smithington August 3, 2006

texas shocker

2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter.

shock that 'yatch texan style!

by double LL April 17, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus

2. Food

"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"

by Chris Fucking Cameron January 7, 2005

Texas Saddlebag

The act of ejaculating into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner's head. The question of wether it's during sex or not is your choice.

My husband told me he had a suprise, and he gave me a Texas Saddlebag!

by HeWhoShantbeNamed January 15, 2011

SouthWest Texas State

The most bad ass school West of the mississippi

Damn, I am not cool enought to go to SWT, I guess my punk ass better go to A&M

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 1, 2010