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Jive Turkey 

1. Someone who lies all the time.

2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.

3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.

It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.
1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.

2. Calello. What a jive turkey.

3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.
Jive Turkey by BarryJive December 19, 2008
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turkey leg 

"Oh man, that 48-minute version of Freebird was sweet. Let's kill a turkey leg before the encore."

or

"I'm sorry officer, one minute I was cracking open a turkey leg, next thing I knew I woke up in an ice cream truck wearing children's underpants."

or

"Dude 1: Hey, man, last night I had a turkey leg and couldn't feel my dick afterwards.
Dude 2: Wow."

turkey bitch 

a bitch that is so fake baked she looks like the color of a turkey fresh out the oven, these bitches tend to be unable to keep their legs closed and enjoy being stuffed.
snooki- what a turkey bitch

hey bro, i just lb'd this turkey bitch the other night, it was great!
turkey bitch by tightbroseph September 3, 2011
lovely lovely LOVELY animal. very...erm...loving. and turkey-esque.
turkey by turkey fan November 10, 2003

Cold Turkey 

A girl that is not interested in having sex and does not accept sexual advances.
Yo dude forget about that party its full of cold turkeys.
Cold Turkey by OdotRepresent January 27, 2009

Turkey Eye 

The act of opening up the fly of one's pants and pulling out their scrotum, taking care to leave their penis inside. The ball sac resembles the snood of a turkey that hangs off one side of its face. The idea is to expose yourself without really exposing yourself. It can be kind of an inside joke to share with your friends
Damn, things were going well until Rob broke out the turkey eye.
Turkey Eye by joebob15 January 17, 2009

Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive 

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."