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Top quality

A sarcastic expression usually used in a derogatory fashion commenting on the quality of an item, person or action.
Thats a top quality crossbow there Ronnie...
(actually means: that crossbow is appalling, you will shoot yourself in the groin with it in a minute. Spastic.
by danephaild May 13, 2006
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Top G

Top G refers to one who is a homosexual.

This term is often used by British-American media personality Andrew Tate (former Kickboxer and Romanian Inmate)

The original meaning of "Top G" meant "Top Gangster" shortened to Top G.
the term was changed due to annoying Tate fans overusing to term. (mainly on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok)
Person 1: Did you see Andrew Tate's Twitter post?
Person 2: Yeah, He is Top G.

Person 3: Hey, Did you hear them back there?
Person 4: Yeah they must be homosexual.
by KFC'S Wifey April 9, 2023
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top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.
You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008
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Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"
by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
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top kill

procedure used as a means of sealing an oil well that is experiencing an uncontrolled eruption of crude oil or natural gas. The process involves pumping heavyweight drilling mud into the manifolds connected to the top of the well. This procedure stops the flow of oil and gas from the well and is a prelude to sealing the well completely (usually with cement).
BP engineers had injected a "junk shot" of heavier blocking materials as part of the "top kill" procedure being attempted.
by the real word warrior May 28, 2010
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top top head

Sixty-nine or 69, additionally known by its French name soixante-neuf (69) is a gathering of sex positions in which two individuals adjust themselves so that every individual's mouth is close to the other's privates, performing oral sex at the same time.

The members are in this manner commonly positioned like the numerals 6 and 9 in the number 69, subsequently the name.

This position can include any blend of sexual orientations.

Varieties of the 69 positions incorporate common anilingus or "twofold rimming", and the useo f hands on either partner's butt or vagina. In these positions, the people are said to encounter sexual incitement all the while, however, this can likewise occupy the individuals who attempt to concentrate singularly on pleasuring themselves. The position can be ungainly for partners who are not similar in stature.

The Kama Sutra says this sex position, though via an alternate name: "When a man also lady rests in a personalized request, i.e. with the leader of the one towards the feet of the other and carry on mouth congress, it is known as the 'congress of a crow'. Essentially, in this position the two individual bodies takes over the state of the number 69 with one individual lying on their back and the other confronting the inverse route/upset on in order to at the same time perform "oral" sex-one. It doesn't make a difference who is on the top or if it is more "stooped over" (or yet on their sides).
by Top-top-head May 24, 2017
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top down

To relieve yourself as the opportunity presents itself, in anticipation of and extended period of time where you may not have the resources to do so, even though you may not currently feel the need to relieve yourself.
"Baker is the next rest stop, and it's not for 120 miles, I better top down while we're stopped".
by Gary T Money January 2, 2008
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