Suckingrearman

suckingrearman is a word to call a man who is doing nothing but owning.

dude 1: look at that lad over there, lookin like a real suckingrearman
dude 2: big fax, true shit
suckingrearman: fat pig

by pikkemand May 1, 2019

SHOCKING

When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand

Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself

by DEFINITIONS.ON.CRACK November 15, 2019

Sucking the orange teat

Getting drunk on mimosas.

Tre has been sucking the orange teat kinda hard today... is he okay?

by Mr. McDude-Fellow February 28, 2020

Sucking face

A form of kissing in which the main focus is suckingon the others lips.

Hank and Ali began vigorously sucking face

by The23rd May 27, 2020

sucking the curd

to suck a cheese curd

"Woah, Mark! You're really sucking the curd here!"
"I know- can't get enough of this curd, bro! Dairy queen has the best!"

by overcoat July 7, 2020

Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020