pocketpussy

A plastic vagina used by men to arouse their penis. Is often shaped after a porn star.

Oh man, my Jenna Jameson pocket pussy feels just like the real thing.

by hggloub April 22, 2003

pocket veto

1. A Presidential power where he vetos a bill by leaving it unsigned until congress is out of session.

2. A Facebook and Myspace tactic where rather than rejecting a comment or friend request you leave it in limbo nither rejected nor accepted. less harsh than a real rejection it also means that the person cannot send another request as long as you have not decided on their original request.

1. The president pocket vetoed the new bill, try again next session guys.

2. Who the hell is this guy? I wont even qualify it with a rejection, pocket veto his ass.

by Maxzilla May 25, 2007

Pockets guacamole

To have money in one's pockets.

I block a hater like a goalie,
Pockets guacamole. (Cat Daddy by the Rejects)

Hey bro, do you have any money in your pockets?
Hells yea, pockets guacamole.

by RyanMurphey4Life May 14, 2011

stinky pocket

Slang for a vagina with an immediately distinguishable and rancid odor

Due to the lack of a commitment to basic sanitational procedures, Jen's stinky pocket is the perfect breeding ground for countless generations of various odor producing microorganisms.

by sir-asdfman December 22, 2009

run your pockets

1. what you say to someone when you want them to pay up

2. a badass song by no cash

run your fuckin pockets and pay me (im the motherfuckin)
god of you sick zombies so lay me (with the motherfuckin)
strength of 1,000 sweatshops and counting (run your motherfuckin)
pockets give me all you got start counting...

by suckafish March 19, 2005

pocket weasel

a general insult, used in place of bitch, whore, bastard, etc. when in the prescence of small children or squares

-that pocket weasel stole my boyfriend!!

-stop being a pocket weasel and get your hands out of my pants
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by pocketweasels4eva December 19, 2005

Pocket Puke

The act of throwing up in your hand and throwing it into your pocket, usually while around a large number of people, to conceal evidence of vomiting.

Sean drank too much vodka during a concert. While everyone around him was enjoying the show, Sean had to perform a pocket puke so no one would notice. He cupped his hands to collect the vomit and then in a swift motion, swung the puke into his pocket.

by Spode Darrel July 26, 2011